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if I were a month I would be: January
if I were a day of the week I would be: Sunday
if I were a time of day I would be: 12:00
if I were a planet I would be: Venus
if I were a sea animal: Angel Fish
if I were a direction I would be: North
if I were a piece of furniture I would be: a Table
if I were a sin I would be: egh....
if I were a historical figure: Queen Elizabeth
if I were a liquid I would be: Salt water
if I were a tree I would be: Japanese Maple
if I were a flower/plant I would be: A rose
if I were a kind of weather I would be: partially sunny
if I were a musical instrument I would be: Piano
if I were an animal I would be: A panther
if I were a color I would be: grey
if I were a vegetable I would be: Celery
if I were a sound I would be: Bang
if I were an element I would be: wind
if I were a car I would be: A Beamer
if I were a song I would be: All My Life
if I were a movie I would be directed by: egh...
if I were a book I would be written by: egh....
if I were a food I would be: ice cream
if I were a place I would be: A small iland that was
unchartered by any mass amount of men
if I were a material I would be: silk
if I were a taste I would be: sour
if I were a scent I would be: Vanilla
if I were a word I would be: Loyalty
if I were an object I would be: a tuperware container
if I were a body part I would be: hands
if I were a facial expression I would be: a grin
if I were a cartoon character I would be: Pucca!
if I were a shape I would be: A Star
if I were a number I would be: 13